Downton Abbey episode 5

I am just in really huge denial right now. That episode did not happen. Matthew and Mary are still gonna get married and have wild, amazing, acrobatic sex. There’s still gonna be blue-eyed and dark-haired Crawley babies. They are gonna live happily ever after. Aren’t they? AREN’T THEY?!?!?! Damn you DA writers!

Now excuse me while I go and write some Matthew/Mary fanfic based on my denial scenario.